Friday, January 3, 2014

Attention People magazine: You're full of sh*t!

People magazine has their version of the Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott cheating scandal. 
You see, they spend so much time working apart, Tori 'was worried' Dean may stray. 
In reality, not People magazine's fake spin, Dean cheated because it was the first time he was away from Tori in YEARS! 
He finally got a J-O-B hosting Chopped (the Canadian version) and he got away from the old ball and chain. 
Prior to that, Tori and Dean spent 3 months together in Orillia, Ontario, filming their HGTV reality show, "Tori & Dean: Cabin Fever." 
Prior to that they filmed their Oxygen reality show together, for the last 6 out of their 7 years of marriage. 
People says, "Tori is really loyal friend, she'll stick by Dean" we're paraphrasing of course, but you get the drift. 
A 'loyal friend?' She cheated on her first husband Charlie Shanian, kicked pals Shannen Doherty and Tiffani Amber Theissen to the curb without so much as a 'boo.' 
And don't get us started on her problematic and 'unfriendly' relationship with her own mother Candy Spelling!
People mag, you and your writers, reporters, editors and experts can--TAKE A HIKE!