Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Duck Dynasty gang to A&E: We want raises!! And $200,000 per episode

They're getting 4 million viewers in the coveted 18-49 demo--give 'em their dang raises! The Kartrashians aren't even getting a quarter of the Duck Dynasty ratings and they're getting $40 million for their next three seasons...

Friday, March 22, 2013

Toldyaso toldyaso toldyaso

To read how the Kartrashians are tanking in the TV ratings, click HERE!

Monday, March 11, 2013

How stupid is LeAnn Rimes? She struggles to understand Daylight Savings Time

That home schooling didn't do her any good...It's "spring forward" dummy, we lose an hour...We hope she's not hoping with her stepsons' homework.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Only Patti Wilkinson (Kendra's mom) congratulates Holly Madison on the birth of her daughter...

Holly Madison gave birth to a girl on March 5, 2013, but you'd never know it by reading Kendra Wilkinson or Bridget Marquardt's twitter.
There has been a deafening silence the entire pregnancy towards Holly. Pretty sad considering everyone was expected to kiss Kendra's butt during her pregnancy with Little Hank, now 3.
The only one to break that silence is Kendra's mom Patti Wilkinson who posted a nice message today...

Monday, March 4, 2013

Get it while it's hot! Celebrity slop

Why do celebs think they can cook and that everyone should want the crap they're reportedly feeding their families?
Case in point: Denise Richards, LeAnn Rimes, Tori Spelling
Try to match the above crap with the celeb: One has prepared green eggs and ham, one crushed heirloom tomatoes and pasta, and one has prepared the oh-so 'kid friendly' stuffed bell peppers. YUCK!

Heidi Klum's pendulous breasts meet the Kardashians

Just gross! Ach du lieber! Was passiert mit Heidi Klum BrĂ¼ste?

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Eddie Cibrian sees psychic: "This is your future" she tells him

Eddie Cibrian went to a psychic today. When he asked about his future, she looked into her crystal ball and saw this image. It's LeAnn Rimes in 20 years, and she's the spitting image of her mother Belinda Rimes Butler! EEEEK!