Thursday, January 31, 2013
So, if you're Us Weekly mag and you want to cover Kim Kardashian's baby shower, and Kourtney Kardashian's bikini body pics and story, it means you have to do articles that no one cares about that promote that other Kardashian ---Rob.
Does anyone care about this loser? NO, but madam Kris Jenner makes the mags do fluff pieces on this half-wit if they want to get the good stuff on her prize pigs.
Is there anyone out there that even wants to know ONE thing about Rob Kardashian?
Well, here's some REAL facts:
1. My father, attorney Robert Kardashian Sr helped OJ Simpson get away with killing his ex-wife and a young waiter during the 'trial of the century' in 1995.
2. My family fakes everything on their reality show, including duping a dumb basketball player named Kris Humphries into marrying my sister Kim on TV so our family could literally rake in the cash.
3. My sister Kim and my mom inked a seven figure deal on the release of her sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J Norwood.
4. I have a sock line at Neiman Marcus where they sell for $30 a pop, I just put my name on them because my mom Kris wanted me to be doing something, anything for a living.
5. I lied about going to law school.
We could go on, but just the name Robert Kardashian sends us to snoozeville...
Never seen before photo: Does this look like LeAnn Rimes is just "saying goodbye" after a casual lunch???
Yes, an image from the "I was not crying" set.
What Horsey doesn't realize is that the media usually latches on to a few favorite frames and runs them ad-nauseum, so her rep looking at those pics makes up a lie based on those one or two images.
Does this look like someone who was happily sending her blow up doll pal "Lizzie" off to her car after sneezing in her face?
Bad news for Horsey, there are about 19 more never seen before frames besides this one...Oh yeah, and why wasn't Horsey wearing her wedding ring? We thought she had it soldered on!
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
We all know LeAnn Rimes loves to copy Brandi Glanville, so it shouldn't come as a shock that on the same day it was revealed that Brandi Glanville got plastic surgery on her "kuka," copycat Rimes' website was out of commission, undergoing what we can only assume is sort of a cyber vaginal rejuvenation.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
A quote from Shakespeare's Hamlet seems appropriate here. LeAnn Rimes was so intent on convincing her "fans" she wasn't in a dour mood yesterday she inadvertently blasted out the same tweet 3x...(We're sure William Shakespeare would not have called the washed up country crooner a "Lady," but give us a bit of poetic license here)
Monday, January 28, 2013
Horsey of course, and Radaronline calls her out on it...To read the article, click HERE! Brandi Glanville's book doesn't come out until February 12, but she did have a book signing in West Hollywood that night that drew hundreds of fans and paparazzi. Karma's a bitch Horsey!
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Friday, January 25, 2013
Well, not really, more of a metaphorical Mt Everest, but Adnan Ghalib did achieve some greatness in his time, a paparazzi dream come true, he dated Britney Spears for about four months (end of 2007 to March of 2008).
For years, big talker/liar Adnan would brag that he could get celebs on the phone, "Let me call Ben [Affleck], I'll see if he wants to do something today," meaning staged pics. Needless to say, Ben, Mariah, Jessica Simpson, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, never picked up the phone.
The dapper Adnan from Afghanistan with the British accent would throw out all kinds of big names, and the paps would laugh and laugh and mock him behind his back.
Then one day the lies became the truth when he helped Britney Spears escape a crush of paps when she tried to walk out of a gas station restroom --and the rest was history.
Suddenly the big talker was really doing something big-- Britney Spears!
The paps were all green with envy.
And the staged set ups were appropriately hilarious.
One "Finalpixx" set had Adnan and Britney looking at pregnancy tests at night in a CVS store-- that was an Exposrazzi favorite.
The romance didn't end well.
In fact, it ended in restraining orders and hit and run accidents, but it's worth looking back and remembering the pap who invaded the inner circle and actually dated the celeb.
It's worth noting that Finalpixx never had a set again after Adnan left the Britney building...
Imagine our surprise when we saw pap "Big Head" hiding in her closet, camera ready, behind her Ferragamo shoe section!
Poor Mary Alice, she probably asked for overtime pay for this makeover madness!
Somewhere Sigmund Freud is scratching his head going, "Diese Frau ist verrückt!" or translated,"This woman is NUTS!"
Thursday, January 24, 2013
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Sunday, January 13, 2013
No Mario, that's not Matt LeBlanc's "wife," it's actress Andrea Anders who was Matt's co-star from the failed Friends spin-off Joey, who wrecked his marriage to wife #1, Melissa McKnight.
The Hollywood Foreign Press has always been kind of a joke; if you open your checkbook you too can win a Golden Globe.
Such was the case back in 1981 when Pia Zadora was given the "Best Newcomer of the Year" Award. Who's Pia Zadora? Well, her ancient, rich, husband Meshulam Riklis thought she deserved to win a GG, so he graciously wrote a check, and whala! Welcome to Hollywood...
Have you ever seen a bigger smile from the monotone, morose Kourtney Kardashian? It's because she gets 50% of the take of the sale of the pics from $plash; and please notice no sunglasses.
The Kardashian's meter is always running kids...
The Kardashian's meter is always running kids...
We don't know why you people out there in the cyber universe love searching "Is Harvey Levin gay?" "Who is Harvey Levin's partner?" "Andy Mauer" "What does Andy Mauer look like," but hey, to each his own. Here, once again, is the happy couple grabbing coffee in Malibu in January of 2009. To read the original post that started it all, click HERE!
Last month Jennie Garth told Health magazine, "Looks aren't important to me anymore," when it came to dating after her split with her husband of 11-years, Twilight actor Peter Facinelli.
Now we see why Garth made that statement, meet her new boyfriend, Jeremy Salken, the drummer for a band called, "Big Gigantic" (well, he better be with that fug face!)
Saturday, January 12, 2013
You might wonder why Brandon would pimp out his famous girl when he had tons of money of his own. Truth is, Brandon was not rolling in it and kept on a short leash by conservators of the Davis Family Trust.
Another fun fact, we don't believe Mischa Barton ever knew what her man was doing!
But alas, the magazines and blogs began to tire of the two, and even Brandon began running out of ideas of what staged set ups they should do. The end of the road was in Hawaii in January of 2005, and their last set-up was the couple playing croquet...Now that's a sticky wicket!
Thursday, January 10, 2013
The best read of the week comes from Star magazine.
They say that Kendra Wilkinson is being threatened with fines and ultimate eviction from her home by Calabasas Highlands HOA which wants to limit the amount of days she can film her latest WE network reality show (season 2) to just 12 for the entire year.
Seems the neighbors don't want the crew making noise and parking up and down the street all hours of the day and are banning together to stop Wilkinson. But this is the only way she and hubby Hank Baskett can make their money, as little as it is. As we've said before the first season of Kendra On Top failed to crack into the top 100 cable shows for Tuesday nights, that means not even 100,000 people nationwide were watching. We're not sure why the WE network would want to film another season, but we do know they could change the name to "Kendra On The Street."
Guerra, 29, was the photographer hit and killed by a car at night crossing Sepulveda Blvd on New Year's Day after seeing Justin Bieber's car pulled over by cops. Turns out Sheen knew a pap who knew Guerra and was made aware the family was having a hard time coming up with funeral costs, so he cut a check for $12,000. His note on the check? RIP...