Monday, December 31, 2012
Fame whore skeletor LeAnn Rimes is really cutting into Big Head (GSI) and Maciel (X17)'s profits now, she's tweeted her exact location to the throngs of paps already in Cabo to shoot Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney. She's going to have to walk around topless to trump fellow fame whore Kim Kardashian and her baby news...
Friday, December 28, 2012
On her first steps towards stardom after playing Selena on the big screen, she hit on a Cuban waiter named Ojani Noa who was serving her party. Months later they married. The pendulum swung towards a famous man when she cheated on hubby #1 with Sean "P Diddy" Combs, later dumping her husband for the rapper. Then a nightclub shooting soured their romance, sending her into the arms of down to earth and unknown back-up dancer Cris Judd. She and hubby #2 Cris were married, and just months into the marriage she was already fooling around, with a then married singer Marc Anthony. But Anthony was just a brief diversion, until she hooked up with her Gigli co-star Ben Affleck. Cris Judd was kicked to the curb, and within a year she was engaged to Affleck. But getting him to the altar was no easy trick, and he wiggled out of his harness just a week before their wedding date. Embarrassed and humiliated at being dumped, she went back to Marc Anthony (hubby #3) whose divorce from a former Miss Universe was only one week old when they wed. Famous to un-famous men, she swings back and forth, and back-up dancer Casper, 18-years her junior, broke, homely, dumb as a box of rocks, is not going to make it til the end of the year, in fact, we say May 2013 is when he is sent packing.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
And you don't just have to believe us that the 2011 stint was a pure photo op, Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa was there that day as well and told people that Kim only showed up to pose for photos, around 15 minutes, and then was driven off in a limo. So who where some of the most generous celebs to charity this year? Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga to name just two...
Saturday, December 22, 2012
STALKER. This is 40? More like this is freakin' scary!
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Instagram is losing the biggest whore fest family in history, a family who posted pics of every waking moment and even one of Kim's bowel movements in real time. As Exposarazzi writes this, the entire Klan is deleting their photos...God forbid anyone should profit from their images, they do staged pics with $plash for their fair share...You can bet Mama Kris was on the phone to each of her reality spawn getting them to delete their pics asap. On an added note, maybe Kylie shouldn't have dropped out of school so soon for a modeling career, "policy's"?? [It's "policies" you idiot].
Will celebrities go running from Instagram now that it will use their posted photos and not pay them?
Friday, December 14, 2012
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Monday, December 10, 2012
Jennifer Garner getting coffee. Ben Affleck getting coffee. The Garner-Afflecks have millions of dollars but no coffee machine in their home. They are forced out on to the mean streets of LA and into the waiting arms of the paparazzi to buy their cup of java. Then there's the endless stream of pics: Plain-Jane celeb Jennifer Garner picking up daughter Violet from school, from Karate class, from ballet, from soccer -- it simply never ends.
Exposarazzi once asked a paparazzi why he shot pics of Jennifer Garner picking up Violet from her then preschool in Santa Monica, every single day. "I know I'll at least get something for that day." Ugh, time for a career switch we say...
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Friday, December 7, 2012
Daily Mail has taken Laxative Le to task for writhing around barefoot on stage in Thousand Oaks, Ca., recently, and for not even knowing her own lyrics. This sh*t just writes itself at this point...
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Young Mason Cibrian got very sick recently because of eating one of "Le's candies." You see "Le" is the name they call their whacked out Bonus Mom LeAnn Rimes, and "candies" are code for Rimes' diet secret: laxatives!
Only problem is, Mason, 9, didn't know that "candy" was code for something else, the poor kid just thought he had finally stumbled on something sugary in the house, since sugar is a banned substance for the fat-conscious country crooner.
"He thought it was a Skittle" Glanville told Us Weekly. The article goes on to say that according to Brandi's boys, Le keeps these "candies" in every purse. So do you want to look like a squinty eyed skeleton? Pop laxatives like candies and eat whatever you want! Maybe "Le" can market them herself: SHITTLES!
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
There was the Chihuahua named "Bit Bit," there was "Lacy" a Yorkie she bought on a whim at Pets of Bel Air, some little white poodle like thing named "Baby," never seen again, any of them. And now, her latest addition is Hannah, ("I'm Britney's bitch" Britney twittered with her pic), funny thing though, Hannah has already been to the vet with a serious health issue on December 4, 2012. What becomes of Britney's pocket-size pooches? Do they end up at animal shelters when she's tired of them? Small dogs have a fairly long life expectancy, sometimes 20 years or more, these dogs have disappeared from view after just a few months!
Monday, December 3, 2012
Daily Mail, showing a slumping, saggy-assed Kendra Wilkinson on vacation with husband Hank Baskett in Cancun, Mexico. A sneaky pap got some images which reveal their real relationship, Hank smothering Kendra and her pulling away, not looking at him. Let's face it, they met when she was still at the bunny house on a yearly allowance for getting poked by the ancient Hugh Hefner, and she was looking for a reason to leave, she got pregnant and they got married. The honeymoon is over, and since she invested a hefty chunk of her money in Hank's gym business with his pal, she is responsible for keeping the family going financially.
Remember these photos folks, and you will not be "shocked" when the split announcement is made.